So my wonderful magical friend Christine is working on this quarterly magazine where all her pals write essays on the season. I happily contributed one, the writing of which was far easier than her latest request: come up with a summery picture and a ONE WORD description of yourself.
As you know, writing about myself in biographical terms is next to impossible for me. I start with “OC native Shallon Lester…” and then I got nothin.
But here are my ideas for my 1-word sum up. Thoughts?!?!?
- Blonde
- Author
- Sparkly
- Hockey (it’s an adjective to me, ok)
- Star (what, this isn’t a goddamn congressional deposition ok? i can be whoever i want.)
- Zbornak
- Devereaux
- Wanderluster (Wanderlester?!)
Umm…ok that’s all I’ve got. I kind of like Zbornak. And these are possible pictures, and yeah that’s a Smirnoff Ice. WHAT.
HALP.
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