So today People mag ran an article online about the next Twilight installment, Breaking Dawn, which I haven’t read yet. And I guess I never effing will because they totally ruined a MAJOR plot detail.

FIVE YEARS, YOU BASTARDS! That’s how long I’ve been waiting to find out what happens and you spoiled it!

Defeated, I went to Wikipedia and read every detail about how the saga ends and…um…seriously? Are you serious Stephanie Meyer? Did you just totally abandon reason and logic for the fourth book? Ug. You, my lady, are no J.K. Rowling.