Good news everyone! I’m reasonably certain that every single one of you reading this has a much better ass then an Kate Moss, at least judging by her latest trip down the Louis Vuitton runway.

The big hullabaloo about the show wasn’t that it looks like someone let the air out of her behind, it was that she was–gasp!–smoking as she strutted the runway. Um, is this Victorian London? People smoke. Yes, even women. Some women can vote and own land too.

I know right, what is the world coming to?