Despite my love for fannying about in short skirts and talking about sex, I’ve never been enticed by the idea of posing for Playboy. Like, how degrading right?? Why WHY would you want to walk down the street and look at strangers and think “Hmm, have they seen my boobs? Has he seen my kitty?” What fun!

That is, until, the girl interviewing me for Playboy.com (the magical Suzy McCoppin) casually asked if I’d be interested in posing for the site or the magazine. Like the hypocrite that I am, I was thrilled beyond belief…until I realized 1) I’m a b cup and 2) I don’t even like naked-ing it up around my BFs.

I think I’ll keep these girls under wraps for now. You’re welcome, Mom.

Here’s a blurry pic of Nikki and I at the interview, more tarty photos to come!

People in New York pay a lot of money to vacation in a cluster of towns that look just like my kinfolks’ in Indiana. Minus the Wal-Marts, the hillbillies and the region’s terrifying history of Klan activity, obvs.

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Marc/Noah/Joe/Zack/John/Sid/Jake….sorry.

QUIET DOWN STEVE! DON’T MAKE ME GET THE STICK!

I have a new guy, and we text. A LOT. Here’s my manifesto on why that trumps a phone call any day of the week…

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Four more days until I head off for a sunny, relaxing, patriotic weekend in Martha’s Vineyard with my darling friend Grier!

Those preppy girls won’t know what hit em!

(I mean that literally, btw. I’ll definitely/maybe run into my ex and if he’s dating some Meredith, a chick is gonna get knocked out. I’m so classy!)

Why is it that every one of the bonus scenes are WAY funnier than anything that made it on the show?? Way to go!

An Old Flame Reignites from Shallon Lester on Vimeo.

Turns out, my dating habits and eating habits aren’t so different all. (Aside from the fact that I love everything, everything covered in whipped cream…)

Last night, despite the sweltering heat, Nikki and I went to New York magazine’s party to fete the opening of Upstairs, a roofdeck at the Kimberly Hotel. Below is us with pro soccer player Joel Lindpere of the Red Bulls (yum) and the gift bags had a pair of slippers and a scented candle. So was the night a success? Let’s see…cute athletes, stuff that smells like vanilla, and cocktails? WIN.

I think I’m finally getting comfortable posing on the red carpet. I don’t shake and sweat (as much) anymore. I still think my pose needs a little work though…thoughts??

When it comes to first dates outfits, I believe in truth in advertising.

First Date Inappropriateness from Shallon Lester on Vimeo.