Well technically I guess I’m a pool bum but I’m too relaxed to split hairs.

You’re a giant loser and I’m going to crush you. One day you’ll thank me for putting you out of your misery. Or maybe you won’t, I really don’t fcking care.

Woohooo! My OC Register interview is up! It ran on the front page of the Arts and Entertainment section and I think it turned out really well…except for the part where he says I didn’t drink til I was 21…um, false dude. I don’t know what you think you heard me say, but that DEFINITELY wasn’t it.

Thanks to Gurj for the lurrrvely quote!